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For the first time in my life I am not even nervous or excited about the election because I just don't care. Oh I would prefer if Trump won because I think he might be slightly better but I think so many other things need to happen that it's almost irrelevant. We're on an irreversible death spiral of the white man.

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Bugger that!

My neighbor. She's single. She's shapely & beautiful and she lives right across the street.

I watched her as she got home from work this evening. I was surprised when she walked across the street, up my driveway and knocked on my door.

I opened the door, she looked at me and said, "I just got home, and I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and have fun tonight. Are you doing anything?"

I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm free!"

"Great" she said. "Can you watch my dog?"