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So I turned on a lamp and I signed to her "Whenever you want to have sex just pull my penis once, when you don't feel like it, pull it 150 times."

He died. Broke his neck. All to avoid paying $2.90. Nothing is more sweet than instant karma. https://files.catbox.moe/3yi9o3.jpeg

https://vigilantfox.news/p/horrific-vaccine-injury-leaves-23




and

https://conservativeus.com/video-large-man-in-skimpy-womens-clothing-crashes-matt-gaetz-event-congressman-delivers-the-perfect-punchline/

Gaetz has an awesome sense of humor!

I am losing faith in security surrounding conservatives. 1. He shouldn’t have gotten there. 2. He should have required a trip to the ER after.

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Like unicorn piss.

Coming home from work, popping open a delicious soda instead of a beer.

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I lent my room to a family and stayed at this lady's house down the street. We had power. After a day and a half or so, I went outside at 6:00 in the morning. The storm was over. I walk up the road. At the corner I look left and there's a car stuck sideways. Right then something cold and metallic touches my right shin bone. It was a wire that had fallen and the car drove through it. It was wrapped around the wheel and stopped the car. It was pulled tight as a tightrope and i walked into it. Really blew my mind.

I got to my house about a half hour later and it was like the end of days in there. There was no power and a bunch of people were there living like Savages. When the lights go out in Florida it gets ugly really fast. I moved back into my room but we didn't get power back for another 6 days. Half of our development had power and 60 storks came in and stood around for a week. It was pretty weird.