Back in the early mid-late 20th century it was a yearly tradition for girls who've reached the age of 16 to impress upon men the endearing and submissive qualities expected of them as well as the physical capabilities comparative to household duties and, most importantly, nightly carnal obligations.
Before a girl of proper age could date and court pre-adult men of brutish strength, deft in demeanor and of superior intellectual quality with a healthy pessimistic personality, they had to compete with each other with the intent of proving that they were of worthy status.
I'll never forget the night of the big clash when buddy and I had a dozen dames competing for our flimsy affection. After being deluged with phone numbers, chicken kiev recipes and week old g-strings, the one minute prep ring was given and the girls lined up for the take-off. I'll never forget that night, buddy who was in charge of the starter pistol accidentally had his mother's 38 S&W Snubby and when he discharged it the "plus p" rnd went right into the forehead of the town clerk who was there to hand out marriage certificates to the successful recipients...any broad who finished the derby without requiring medical assistance from either the local alcoholic doctor or the veterinarian was marriage material.
Then one day Joan Biez and Hellen Reddy showed up and that was the end of tradition as we knew it.
I think I'm supposed to talk about this Divine Mercy often but I don't know how. I'm mentioning it as proof of God's existence that I have seen. I've seen lots of answered prayers in life, and it's important to say that God protected me through the 5 years of racial jungles.
About my charge, I'll just say it was a felony that became misconstrued into something worse than it was.
New nigger at work and it's fucking retarded. Three different people had to tell it on three separate occasions that the dish machine needs water in it to wash dishes. Everytime this nigger asks me a question I have to get it to repeat itself like three times because I don't understand nigger mumble. Fuckin retard was asked to portion product into 6oz portions, the number of portions that were correct were so few they had to be accidental. Fuckin thing will probably get fired tomorrow. Try to explain to this thing how to do a specific task and it looks at me like it's about to reinforce stereotypes and then fucks the task all the way up.
On a lighter side, I've been calling it by the wrong name this whole time. It's name is Niko, but I've been calling it mico. Mico means monkey in Spanish.
Tom Hanks to Greece, Richard Gere to Spain, Cher, Sharon Stone - if you're leaving US because Trump is so racist against refugees, why aren't you moving to Mexico, El Salvador or Haiti? Why are you all only going to European countries with higher % of Whitest than the U.S., you hypocrites ??
