A man and woman are lying in bed at night, and the wife asks the husband, "If I were to die, would you remarry?" To which the husband replies "I guess so". Irritated, the wife asks "Would you let her sleep in our bed?" The husband thinks for a minute and says "Probably" The wife then asks, with gritted teeth, "Would you let her use my golf clubs" Without a second of hesitation the husband replied "No." Relieved, but confused, the wife asks "Why not?" To which the husband responds "She is not left handed"
So Tyrannosaurus rex sent me off to Aldi to buy her some "basil in a pot".I got to Aldi and was pleased as punch there was one pot left. It was small and stunted, much like me, but with some TLC it would blossom into something wondrous, again much like me. I thought Her Majesty would be so pleased I scored some basil in a pot. How wrong was I. She went ballistic: "How many times have I told you not to buy it if it's small? Don't you ever listen?. 1. She may have told me 2; I probably didn't listen because when you are constantly criticised and hectored one tends to turn off. You see, what she does is buy the plant for its leaves which she gobbles up. Apparently it's good value because you get fresh basil leaves plus some rootstock for growing the thing. Alas I thought she just wanted the plant to grow. But in any event, in a world where people are dying in conflict every day is it worth getting so upset about $3Aus plant ffs? It's not as if we are on a budget.Women are just queer imo and I am married to one of the queerest!Anyway she sent me off today to try and get a better plant and I did! She was not totally happy with it but reasonably happy.Shopping is a very stressful time for me. I do it because she can't drive; shops too far for her to walk to and...she won't mask up and she's not vaccinated against the Covid.
I remember when i learned that "Michael Savage" was really "Michael Weiner" and he was just a kike jew narrating right wing politics for white people to
Nigger A wants to borrow nigger B's car so they can visit their sick grandmother. Nigger B lets nigger A borrow the car. Nigger A doesn't go see sick grandmother. Goes to nigger beach party in Florida instead. Nigger B hasn't been keeping up car payments. While nigger A has the car it gets repossessed. Now they're mad at each other.
I don't think it's that hard to find someone somewhere who has switched. At group meet ups, grocery stores, whatever. But in my personal life I don't know a single person who is going to switch to voting for Trump. It's very disturbing and the reason is almost always the same.
"Anybody but Trump". "Muh current MSM attack against Trump." "Trump is devil incarnate (whatever their version of the devil is as I'm certain they're all satanists ironically)."
I was just talking to one and she was laying out flatly how much she hates Israel. And I was saying... Isn't it weird how Trump is supposedly simultaneously a Nazi but dems gotta vote dem because they're the party of Iran?
I'm just thinking... we're 8 years in to this now. You've been forcibly injected. You had your life ruined and destroyed, and your career obliterated of dems handling of covid. And Trump himself has even gone way out of way to tone down his "rhetoric" and "abrasive" personality. What more do you people need?
Also they also said "did you hear that Trump won't debate Kamala anymore? Shows how badly she kicked his butt" WHAT. Did you WATCH the debate? How can you still even be HUMAN and claim Kamala even close to ANYTHING "WON" the debate? Trump mopped the floor with her like he was a janitor on night duty with his ear buds on.
