Quick backstory, I bought a house and a month after I moved in homeless faggots appeared down the street. They shit everything up and throw trash and block the sidewalk.
Anyway, yesterday I was walking from the grocery store and saw these homeless faggots breaking a county water pipe. Probably to wash their ass after shitting on the street. It was three of them and I was unarmed but I cussed them out and sad I'm calling the cops. Two ran away, but they came back just in time for the cops to respond.
I scouted the area today in the daytime, and I noted that the multiple waterpipes protruding from the ground had a hose either attached to them or lying near them. I disposed of the hoses laying around but didn't want to approach the one attached during the daytime, as I don't want to get caught up destroying county property and there were two faggots laying around it.
So tonight, I tried to sleep, but it wasn't happening. So I put on my robe and wizard hat (nondescript clothing and camo mask) and went on a patrol. Immediately I saw some homeless faggot with his homeless shit on the corner. I snuck up on him and blasted him with a flashlight, he got spooked seeing some half camo dude hooded up with just his eyes showing.
"Are you camping here?" "No, I'm just -" "Time to leave"
Keep walking, he takes off. He was one of the faggots from the previous day.
I approach the attached hose in question, take my knife out, and hear a click click click of a bicycle behind me.
Turn around some crackhead is approaching me and looking. But then he sees I'm masked up hooded up holding an extended knife in my hand flips his head forward and steps on it.
Coming back I spot the camping faggot in the distance looking into a trashcan. Put my flashlight on turbo mode and blast him again as I'm jogging in his direction, he hops on his bike and takes off.
Just a bit over one week to my CCW "interview". Yeah, California. I'll amp up the pressure on these faggots soon.
Until then, I think for my next move I'm going to coat everything these faggots touch in sticky insect goop. I'm going to make things as difficult for these faggots as I can. If these mickey-mouse steps don't work I might start waterbaloon ammonia drone drops.
