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We wuz kangz n sheeeeit

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Six total Stooges appeared over the act's run (with only three active at any given time); Moe Howard (born Moses Horwitz) and Larry Fine (born Louis Feinberg) were mainstays throughout the ensemble's nearly 50-year run, while the "third stooge" was played in turn by Shemp Howard (born Samuel Horwitz), Curly Howard (born Jerome Horwitz), Shemp Howard again, Joe Besser, and "Curly Joe" DeRita (born Joseph Wardell

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It seems that part of the new education system is empowering our youth to just "give up".

I used to sub for a contractor. Refinishing antique wood floors. I was very good at it and had been working by myself for years at this point.

One week he sent his fucking drug dealer to be my helper on a job. The guy was useless. He was high on pills. I'd go to check on him and he'd be dancing to the radio not working.

I had to pick him up in the morning and drop him off at the end of the day. An additional 45 minutes driving I didn't need. The fucking guy stole $10 in quarters out of the work van console!

At the end of the week I told the contractor that I wouldn't be using the guy anymore. The asshole shouted at me over the phone "This is my business and I decide who works or not! Got it?".

I gave him 2 weeks notice and only worked another week. I had found another job pretty quickly.

6 months later the contractor calls me wanting me to come back. I had been cooking in a restaurant on the beach and hated it.

I told him "You come up with a $1000 bonus and I'll come back". That was the quickest check he ever scratched in his life! My jobs usually generated $1500-$2000 in profit for him every week so it was a no brainer for him.

The guy was addicted to Vicodin and Adderall and eventually ran the business into the ground. When the housing market crashed I bailed out and went to Nursing school. I had been an EMT in the Coast Guard.

All the reasons to go header-only are superficial, as is the counter to the compile time problem with thorough templating of every function. This isn't about minor pros and cons, it's about not breaking stuff.

One of the great things about separate declaration and implementation is exactly that, the latter is totally shielded from impact and from impacting anything else. To argue for header-only is to claim that the implementation does not and will never cause any conflict with anything else ever, which is pretentious bullshit.

Sqlite gets it right - they produce amalgamated source, but it's one header file and one source file. The header looks suspiciously large, but that's only because it's 99% comment text to document it.

Some libraries are designed header-only but have a separated version available or a script to produce that, so they get a pass, at least it's not forced header-only.

Then we have shit like Eigen. Nice actual library, but good god damn have they caught the gay header-only HIV. It's just too much time to hit an unexpected compile error for which the resolution involves editing an included library, in this case just to move implementation out of the headers.

For anyone who needs an analogy, the problem with header-only libraries is the same as the problem with open-plan offices.