If you're watching the big sports ball game, you're a faggot
If you're just tuning in for the commercials, congratulations you're a retarded faggot. Imagine someone bragging about watching commercials. Fuckin retarded.
If you just wanted to see the halftime show, you forfeit your account here and fuck off all the way back to retard faggot town. Fuckin retarded faggot, fucks wrong with you?
I usually won't censor someone for simply disagreeing but if you're impolite and insulting about it there's about a 50/50 chance unless what you said is funny and makes me laugh
It began with my weekly bacon cook. I like to cook bacon at the beginning of the week because it keeps well and the logistics of disposing grease every day sucks. Pre cooked tastes like ass as well
I then fried some potatoes in the bacon fat until they were golden brown. After that, I cooked 3 eggs scrambled. All this seasoned with salt and pepper.
You're probably thinking "eggs , bacon and potatoes. Nothing special about that!"
Well, that's where you're WRONG. I had some brisket in the fridge from this weekend's smoke. This particular beauty turned out absolutely perfectly as I found a new secret - add ghee (clarified butter) after wrapping!!! Really turned up the moisture and made it so juicy.
Anyhow, I plated as follows: eggs followed by potatoes, then slices of smoked brisket, 2 straps of bacon and a whole avocado on the side with some salsa!
Oh man this was good, words cannot adequately describe how well all this went together. This is a last-meal quality breakfast for someone who is into savory foods and can take or leave sugars.
