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…the time my downstairsJewish neighbor used witchcraft to jump into the body of one of her cats (a “familiar”—look it up) that ran inside of my apartment for a remote viewing session.

Once again, it's time for the FNGT!

If you don't know how this works, click this link.. If you already know what's going on, you probably don't need to. That link will take you to another site to give you some additional information and tell you about some of our off-site features. That's also the site where we will host the weekly guitar threads, should Upgoat.net go down.

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If you already know what's going on, you probably don't need to click any of those links. You can still visit to see if any changes have been made, as that's also where we kept the archives and have a second forum.

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We took a vacation for spring break and stayed in an amazing resort in a tropical location. I’ve gotta talk about things here since no one in real life gets it.

First, almost everyone else staying there was Canadian. I thought they were all broke but there were tons of them. They all stay like two weeks too. They were friendly though. One boomer age man came over to chat the first night and was asking where we were from. He then started explaining where in Canada he lived. I’d had a couple margaritas and told him we might all be the same country soon. He did not like that lol.

Something that really bothered me was seeing a sprinkling of interracial couples. Shockingly most were White men with sheboons. The men were all kinda nerdy and out of shape but not too hideous that they couldn’t get a White woman after a diet and gym routine. The sheboons they were with weren’t even mildly human looking either. Straight up gorilla looking, overweight and wild hair.

The biggest kek was the last night of our stay. The resort put on a show that you had to purchase tickets for. You had to check in with a host prior to entering the show and he checked your ticket and found your table. The woman in front of us spent several minutes arguing with the host about wanting a better table. To his credit, the host kept telling her no. She just went on and on and my husband starting getting annoyed. He was griping to me about it and I told him “she’s probably jewish”. Once we were seated he looked around and said “damn, you were right”. She was seated with a group of the ugliest jews ever. You can picture it, short, glasses, giant noses, zero chins. I love it when my normie husband sees things like this.