Man I had a pretty good dream today I remember it too.
I was conscripted into an army to fight bug monster demons by kerrigan putin. This motherfucker was half spider half putin. We're deployed in some factory and he's like hold the line and kills a couple of attacking bug demons with his spider claws and portals out.
I had a super shitty wand as a weapon that shot projectiles. About 20 of us are fighting these bug demons starship troopers style in this abandoned factory and withstood wave after wave until it was me, some little kid, and another guy left with corpses all around us. And then we hear the boss demon coming at us and we know we can't beat him because we have the shittiest weapons we're just there to die. We're all scared and the little kid is crying he finds some maintenance hole and tells us about it, I tell him hurry jump in and jump after him idk what happened to the other dude.
We slide down a long tube and fall into an underground reactor and escape the facility.
Back at base I'm arrested by the military police and sent on a suicide mission with the little boy to fight a winged beholder (
https://monster.fandom.com/wiki/Beholder but with bat wings).
This time I have a sword and we fight a grueling battle against him which concludes with me slicing off the beholder's wings. Then some huge enemy eagle picks up the wounded beholder and flies away with him and his blood drips into a body of water and freezes it.
I take the severed wings back to camp and they arrest me again saying I didn't kill the beholder and will be executed.
I tell them don't execute me graft the beholder's wings to my back I will lead the assault on their castle. So these goblins graft the wings onto my back and I get a really long sword this time and we charge the enemy castle lord of the rings style huge fucking battle. I fly up into the top floors of the castle and slaughter all the demons there and then help clean up the fight. It is an absolute victory for our side.
Then I'm back in the normal world and its me and a woman and she runs off somewhere so I start flying around trying to find her. I come up to a car and there's mexican vatos at it and I'm like hey did you see the girl and the mexican swats at my hand and I'm like dude why are you starting shit I'm looking for someone and he gets out of the car trying to fight me so I decapitate him with my sword and fly around some more. Then I woke up.
edit: also I think I was a centaur