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The bartender asked if any of us knew CPR.
“I know CPR” I said. “ I also know the rest of the alphabet too“……

Everyone around the bar had a chuckle and laughed.
….except for this one guy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhuctGjCZ7Q

Read the comments for more on the story. Cops don't care, then they finally arrest the guy due to social media pressure (not the other 3 conspirators) and release him on bail.

https://archive.is/ZPcNr

"Cuckoldry: The intellectual's fetish"

Sponsored by soylent. Trump will be terrible, but look at that bullet you dodged! Too bad you won't be an intellectual like them. Because that's what intellectuals do. Your wife's boyfriend said so and he's really fucking smart.

Makes me want to look as stupid as possible but it's a catch-22 because wearing a harris-walz camo hat and a "no one is free until everyone is free" button is secret code for "fuck my wife" around here so I don't know how to pull off the "too stupid for you smart cuckolds" look so they leave me alone and stop talking about how hot it is to watch your wife get fucked like in the porn. Any suggestions?

https://old.reddit.com/r/UnbelievableStuff/comments/1gqesdw/israeli_settler_stealing_a_palestinians_home_and/

We did it guys. We made the jew pill mainstream. Congrats to everyone who worked hard memeing and spitting facts over the years. There's no stopping it now.

https://files.catbox.moe/5y8gus.jpeg
Niggerfaggots,
I know this doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of things, but once you see it, you can unsee. This thing is a WOMAN!!!! No Adam’s apple and a totally feminine face. I’m tired of these fuckers lying to us. This thing is a woman and that Pink thing is a goddamn MAN with that gnarly Adonis belt.
https://files.catbox.moe/1ggqgg.jpeg

That is all.

Another academic untruth.

Sharks detect the reactive mixture of blood and salt water.

When blood and salt water combine it creates a chemical reaction with a "sizzling" effect that sharks can hone in on with their complex sensory system located in their snout...they're not picking up the scent.

Most of everything that (((academia))) has put out in the last 80 years is a lie.