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Once again, it's time for the FNGT!

If you don't know how this works, click this link.. If you already know what's going on, you probably don't need to. That link will take you to another site to give you some additional information and tell you about some of our off-site features. That's also the site where we will host the weekly guitar threads, should Upgoat.net go down.

NOTE: That site is by invitation only. If you want an invite, ask a regular participant (such as @TheRealBuddha or myself)

If you already know what's going on, you probably don't need to click any of those links. You can still visit to see if any changes have been made, as that's also where we kept the archives and have a second forum.

By the way, we're down to just two of us. If you want to help, let us know.

FUCK YOU

My wife & I stopped off at a clothing store outlet and got up to the check-out and there was this young woman, about 18+ and she was fat but them GD tiddys were bigger than my head! She was wearing a tight shirt that showed major cleavage -bong bong- and there was big, blue veins as big as my fingers running through them. My wife looked at me and I was staring at them with the big eye like SHAZAAM! Her aeriolas were bigger than my truck tire. Nipples bigger than my thumb. Those things could keep 7 homeless men warm under the bridge in these winter temps. If she gets pregnant the milk those tiddys would produce could feed a small village and they could even make huge blocks of tiddy cheese. This chic was tall too, like 6' 5". Big frog stomper.

A few minutes later driving down the highway in silence I said "those damn things were monsters" and my wife said "YOU'RE STILL THINKING ABOUT THOSE?!? I said we possible just seen some of the biggest tits in the world and yes we need to savor this moment.

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This guy is the biggest pussy on the planet. Guaranteed he sucked jewish dick to the top.

https://youtube.com/shorts/6XyyG6amOUc?

50' waves with a short interval

Most cursed clip I've seen in a while

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Krang is an alien warlord from Dimension X who often appears in an android body due to his lack of a physical form. He is one of the primary antagonists in the TMNT franchise

recorded on 13mm virgin vinyl.